The passage from mortal to God is reserved for only a select few. This metamorphosis is as violent as a 17th century offshore amputation, as rumored as the clitoris and as magical as the Malaysian textile industry.
Part of this shift is a maintenance of nature's fragile equilibrium, therefore:
One Lord lives, one Stranger dies.
The choice is up to you our friend
Please join us in welcoming your newest Lord: Gen. Roderick Boxhammer
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