What's happening this weekend inside the Loop? Well, it's Bleach Brown's birthday so the Lords are going out on the town to expand their collection of used crack pipes and bullet casings off of Washington Ave. Tonight's signature drink? Vapo-flavored martinis. Yes, it's all part of my selfish intent to bring back the rave.
Please God let there be an EK sighting tonight, otherwise my weekend will be a complete waste. Who's the least likely to date rape this evening? My money is on Val.