Promised topics of discussion will include, but are not limited to:
- Weekly bar/restaurant reviews
- Houston's best and worst bouncers selling cocaine
- Who's hiring in the field of exotic dancing?
- Which concert venue are you sure to be roofied?
- Easiest grocery stores to steal from
- How to survive in the downtown tunnel matrix while dusted on PCP?
- The relevance of synthesized xylophonic melody in a post Billy Ocean world
- Dirtiest bathroom inside the loop