Here are five reasons why Tebow is definitely not a virgin:
1) If you have circumcised multiple Thai boys over spring break, you are not a virgin;
2) If you've raped Oklahoma a BCS championship game, you are not a virgin;
3) If you’ve showered with Urban Meyer, you are not a virgin;
4) If you’ve only had sexual intercourse at church lock-ins or on a missionary trip and cried afterwards, you are still not a virgin; and
5) If you’ve dated the girl seen below, you are most definitely not a virgin (or is a closet homo).
If this girl hasn’t blown TT, then we’ll devote our blog entirely to
discussing Tony Danza’s wardrobe on Who’s the Boss?
After all, Oprah says oral sex is sex.