In two days, the Lords head en masse to Vegas. Sin City doesn't know what's coming. Highlights of our agenda:
1. Open call tryouts for Thunder from Down Under. None of us is Australian, but Carlos has dropped so much acid that he thinks he's from Oz.
2. Kidnap Danny Gans. Demand $1 million ransom. Settle for a free spin on the Wheel of Fortune and a fistful of drink tickets at Binions.
3. Round up a few cocktail waitresses, sneak onstage at Cirque du Soleil, and grease the pole.