1. Open call tryouts for Thunder from Down Under. None of us is Australian, but Carlos has dropped so much acid that he thinks he's from Oz.
2. Kidnap Danny Gans. Demand $1 million ransom. Settle for a free spin on the Wheel of Fortune and a fistful of drink tickets at Binions.
3. Round up a few cocktail waitresses, sneak onstage at Cirque du Soleil, and grease the pole.
What pole were you thinking of?4. Play the Martingale system on the single-green roulette wheel at Monte Carlo. It could never come up red nine times in a row.
5. Foolproof plan for entertainment: couple of hookers and an eight ball!
Help us out Loopizens. What have we missed?
9 comments:
Crash a wedding at the Little White Wedding Chapel
As long as you wake up each day and carpe diem, you're going to be fine. Avoid Vince Neil Ink.
Change the rules at the Wynn pool to topless-madatory.
Danny Gans is dead, yo.
So he is, missed that story. Will have to kidnap Cedric the Entertainer instead.
dig a hole in the desert, crawl in, and don't come back
errr...whu-what happened?!!
Me thinks GP reads this blog a lot for a dude who hates it so much...
"Kidnap Danny Gans. Demand $1 million ransom. Settle for a free spin on the Wheel of Fortune and a fistful of drink tickets at Binions"
Gans = gonzo
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