Defying all of man's reason, there is a boat store selling boats and general boating apparatti on the poppy corner of West Gray and Montrose. We pass by this this hull merchant weekly and throw up a meaty fist in abound confusion. If this crystal hammer idea works why didn't our dog optometry clinic ever make it?
This picture mocks our terrible, terrible ideasThen is hit us. Perhaps after the Great Yucatan Asteroid of 2113 and resulting tidal wave which crashes near Humble, a new Texas coastline is formed and Hugo's becomes a really delightful seaside locale to have Sunday brunch. In a civilization crushing instant, boat sales in the gay friendly quarter of Houstantonio break the sky and Mr. Gibbs laughs his sinister laugh pushing a wheelbarrow full of global currency all the way to the spacebank.*
In a kingdom of spoons they are the forkOne day we will meet this Gibbs genius and we will learn from him. Until then, we tip our hat and crown thee:
Most Inappropriate Business Location in Houston
Kudos, sir...kudos.
*In the future there is global currency, spacebanks and racist machines, but remarkably, people still use wheelbarrows.
4 comments:
There is a "closet" boating community in Montrose. Didn't you hear?
!Fantastico!
I crashed my car into this place once
EW - may your closet door swing with a mighty radius
DB - chupame!
Harms - just another whiskey dent on the Dodge Stratus, we imagine
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