Did you not receive our previous memo? We thought we made it unbundantly clear that under no circumstances are you to wear scrubs in public, especially in food establishments. You may only be a dentist but you had your hands in people's mouths all day and your lazy ass was probably wiping your hands on your "uniform" all day because of shortage of Purell inside the Loop in light of the swin flu pandemic. You're not even the most important person in your own office. That would be the hygienist.
We were having a perfectly pleasant evening with our 22-year-old fifth-year-seniors from UofH celebrating the end of finals until we looked over at your nasty face and saw you wearing those bacteria-infused work pajamas. We'd rather lick a urinal cake than sit next to you in the same restaurant.
We want to slap chop you in the face more than this guy:
BTW, the Colorado lamb chops from Catalan were almost as good as the Rocket's win over the Lakers in game 6.
On to game seven and death to the rapist, we mean Kobe.
3 comments:
Give me liberty, or give me death. Or nachos. They're all good choices.
Go Rockets!
slap chop rap was priceless
Gross.
Catalan's shrimp with goat-cheese grits is one of the most amazing thing this chick has ever eaten.
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