Helping Hands: Rain Delays

You can bet the Lords are out there in Houston doing our part to get you from work to a sushi lunch with clients and then back to work in under an hour and fifteen!*

Who cares about you? We do, that's who.

Be safe out there children.

*There is no way in a coal fire hell the Lords of the Loop would ever get out of their polished BMW and help your silly ass out of 6 inches of swine flu bayou slop. We hope you choke on spoiled escolar for even thinking such a foul thing. Eat shit and drown Cretans.