2. The Rockets managed to embarrass a Portland team that appeared to be blazin' some of OregOn's finest while on the trail to the game. I've never seen a professional sports team look so confused. I think Bill, Ted, Scooby, Shaggy, and Steven Wright should field their next starting 5 - they're used to playing under out-of-sorts conditions.
the artificial horizon is better than the actual horizon...
3. If you're hoping to rent Half Baked and veg out on the couch tonight with your girlie-girl, you should've bought that bitch long time ago 'cause it ain't available right now!
4. The 'Stros need a new dealer. The schwag shit ain't cuttin' it any more.
Happy Monday stoners, see you in the sky with diamonds.