Defying space and time, the legendary power-ballad super group Heart has located a worm hole to Houston and will soon be violating our ears with sonically-driven harmonies and emotion-roaring riffs guaranteed to vandalize your inner-core and embezzle your dignity. Details
The Lords have diverse tastes, what can we say? You're just as likely to find us at the Virgins, BB King, the Veronicas, or the Houston Symphony. But this one satisfies the ironic-pleasure center in our cerebral cortex, and puts us in the mood for college football. We Heart the Longhorns.
My cousins would drive me around in their Trans-Am while feathering hair with hatchet combs and listening to Barracuda. Far before the self titled album with all the hairspray. I must attend, it is in my blood.
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You guys actually like this pop-drivel? What's next a Journey reunion tour?
The Lords have diverse tastes, what can we say? You're just as likely to find us at the Virgins, BB King, the Veronicas, or the Houston Symphony. But this one satisfies the ironic-pleasure center in our cerebral cortex, and puts us in the mood for college football. We Heart the Longhorns.
Diversity is to be admired, as is you Heart-ing of all things burnt orange. Go forth and consume.
We hear it's undergone renovations, but Arena Theater still doesn't appeal to us. Sketch city.
My cousins would drive me around in their Trans-Am while feathering hair with hatchet combs and listening to Barracuda. Far before the self titled album with all the hairspray. I must attend, it is in my blood.
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