Monday, June 8, 2009

Definitions: Kirby

Kirby (n.)

(1) A surgical procedure which fractures the skull to make it smoother and just slightly bigger.

(2) The cost of new suspension mounts on a BMW.

(3) Thin heated copper wire inserted into the penis during techniques of persuasion developed by Koreans.

(4) A Mr. Mister song.

"Kirby frustration down the road that I must travel..."

From the latin: testes kirbitum. or the medical condition commonly refered to as "dusty nuts."

See also: kirbily (adv. the method used to dig out of one's own grave, hastily with no progress), to kirby (v. to scribble autistically in a coloring book with disregard for the lines) or kirbable (adj. able to be fucked, fuckable).

4 comments:

Harms said...

Jen is very kirbable

Diesel Burnes said...

and many are not kirbable...

Piggy said...

Kirby (n. the noise a hemorrhoid makes when ruptured with extreme force)

Ed Wrath said...

Kirby (n.)(8) The feeling you get after a one-night stand when your new friend's pet is licking you in the face at 3:30 in the morning. (9) The scent of an over-powering cat litter box in a small dwelling such as an apartment.