Cleveland was out late slumming it with some of her girlfriends. She met her Omar Sharif in Cairo and his tempting roofie teabag. Their unwanted brown spawn grew up to be a very obese and dusty Sao Paulo. It really is a love story.
We just ordered something you can only pronounce under water. It's a plank of fried cheese covered in meat. The beer we are confronted with doubles as a tool for fire suppression.
Ironically the meat is battered too.Not pictured is a garbage can of fries, two unfiltered packs of Newports from WWII and a coupon for complementary back-alley angioplasty/heart abortion.
The English television is a choice between soft core American pornography and one of the Delta Force sequels. In truth, we would choose nothing else.
Our outbound flight to Paris was cancelled for some reason, so we'll see you back loopside in a few days. Obragado!
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Meat pies and fire suppresants are my two favorite things in life. Try and load some in your carry-on to bring back as souvenirs. Sounds like Delta Force 5 was better than the new Salvation. Try not to board any Air France flights. We don't want to have to come looking for you in our pontoon.
Do they have a Big 50 like Woodrows?
EW - Please find and place my bloated, shark tasty body under Cahill's. Set the whole lot a blaze, so finally we can be ONE.
DB - They do, but its a 50 mile traffic jam. It still takes two months to get through though.
What's more dangerous - the traffic or the fermented plutonium double pint beers?
How does one quantify danger?
We've been in a mile long tunnel for the better part of an hour and our hair is on fire but it's the traffic which concerns us.
We welcome the beer fire hydrant that awaits us.
Lords-Ho!
Are you implying that the meat in your dish was made from the bodies battered women? If so, we applaud your resourcefulness, Brazil.
We also have the sneaking suspicion that the deadly emissions that came from your body after this meal were strong enough to take down a plane.
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