Okay, Jeff Keppinger, welcome to Houston.
Sorry, let me be more sincere...
WEL-COME to HOU-STON KEPP!!!!
You deserve it.
The guy actually has a .900+ OPS against lefties lifetime and carries around a .280 average, and he's had over 1,000 AB's so there's reason to think this may be a real good fit for him as well as Blummer.
But, please, don't go filling the talk radio shows with blabber about how you actually picked him for your fantasy team, or you were just saying the other day to your brother and sister set of shih tzu's that you had a feeling about him. It's one (broken bat, falling down) hit on his first adrenaline-rushed trip to the plate in his new home stadium.
Oh god, it's too late...about 200 of you are already hitting redial over and over trying to get on...
But seriously - keep it up, dude, and I'll apologize for the whole "sluffed off skin" thing...
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Much better last night at the Juice Box. My date was hotter, the food in the suite was much better and there was a really hot chick with a low cut top on just below us in club that kept leaning over.
Oh, the game... Wandy pitched pretty well and kept the ball down. He really got jiggy with it when the _ubs had men on. Pudge still doesn't know how to choke up on the bat with 2 strikes... hello, Sean Berry!!! But, Eeevon did show some defense with some good throws to 2nd. And while Sean's at it... find the real Carlos Lee and get him back. He's looked like a nun so far.
The boys fought back to take this one, which will help make them a team. We sure as hell aren't going anywhere otherwise.
Pudge clutched up when we needed em and took two bullets off the mask last night.
Lance may have a mullet. We're not sure.
True dat, P-Rod did take a prison beating last night but showed why he's got an attic full of gold gloves. And I don't recall when Brad ever had a critical hit with RISP.
The other Rod looked great last night. Poor dude can't get a W when he really deserves it.
My dates tonight are Ridge and Poppi - not hot.
wait, Pudge got the hit that put him on base to score the winning run...nobody ever said we would "be factual" here did they?
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