The Drake (n.)
(1) A mythological vagina which bites penises with a parrot-like beak.
(2) A life full of tardiness spent in lines behind the handicapped.
(3) A plastic baby poncho.
See also to drake (v. to fall face first on a mounted axe), drakonian (adj. cocainey), drakely (adv. describes the walk used to avoid pain from a severe pelvic infection) and drake (n. Satan's thorny womb).
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I often cover myself in a plastic baby poncho to avoid the Drake described in No. 1.
Nice blog, happy face.
ha ha the Drake is shit
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