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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Thursday Haiku: Mind Your Manors

New bar, The Manor
On Washington. Wished we'd
Brought a rape whistle.

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Winky tuxedo'd fucks
Old man onetooth butching at the Randalls on Shepard
Themed dinner parties
Pedestrians
Cock/Skull T-shirts
Bowflex
Small talk
HPD Random Traffic Stops on Washington Ave.
Valet service
Wine bar guy
Cargo shorts above docksiders
The bartender at The Manor with the very punchable face
Your children
Jamie Kennedy
Mexicans singing acoustic Sister Hazel on a metal staircase
Prophylactic tubes
Fauxhawks
Babybutchers: UB40
The Asian girl at Black Swan who gave us lip when we tried to walk past her
Facebooking
Sam Bradford's Navajo face
Comcast
Bosses
the 610AM Drive Time Players
The Exact Change Bandit
Helen Hunt
Max's Wine Dive barista who hits on our fiance
Stafford, TX
The fuckstain with a hooknose at the AT&T Store on Westheimer/C. Rock
The Ewok working at Cahill's on Durham

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Thursday Haiku: Mind Your Manors

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