Sunday, June 21, 2009

Loopeve: Boat Shoes

Let's be clear here. Boat shoes are for two types of people: sailors and fags. Since we were forty miles away from any body of water of significant size, we will assume the latter. Unfortunately, we've been seeing this Loopeeve pervasive throughout the Loop during our random surveying of the Loopasites in our immediate vicinity. To begin to explain the origin of this ridiculous phenomenon would be but mere conjecture. Calling it a fad would give this happening way too much unexplainable credibility, which we do not. In addition, these same sea-faring closet homosexuals also are under the absurd impression that GAP jeans are also acceptable forms of clothing to cover one's legs. They are not. If you look in the mirror and your are no longer in grade school, it is simply unacceptable to shop at the GAP unless you also have food stamps in your pocket or are not heterosexual.
We assume you prefer to be the catcher because slippery surfaces
are just too much for you to handle without your uber-grip shoes.


Yes, that's right you stupid gaggle of pathetic fucks hanging out at Escalante's last Friday night. We were trying to enjoy a lovely evening with our beautiful dates, when you had to come outside with your untied ruh-tard slippers and your overly worn-in Gay and Proud jeans. And no, those Marlboro Reds did not excuse your poor performance for a human being and place you back inside the Looper map of existence. Why attractive women were hanging out with you is more of a mystery than the disappearance of the Air France flight over the Atlantic. The only conclusion we can surmise is that you had cocaine in your glove box.

Got Boat Shoes? Definitely Gay.

7 comments:

Ali said...

My brother has those in like a million different colors. After I stopped laughing I sent him the link and asked if he was at Escalante's Friday night.

I'm not sure he's speaking to me, but it's worth it.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you guys! Boat shoes are the coolest! But gay guys don't wear boat shoes anywhere but on a boat.

Harms said...

said the gay guy...

WMC Hammer said...
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WMC Hammer said...

Can we discuss dudes who wear baseball hats all the time -- I mean everywhere -- and how much those dudes suck? Dirty white baseball hats that say things like "Cocks" on them are particularly annoying.

Ed Wrath said...

Absolutely. Although it's not really a dicussion per se. It's more finger pointing and judging.

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