Monday, March 23, 2009

Definitions: The Drake

The Drake (n.)

(1) A mythological vagina which bites penises with a parrot-like beak.

(2) A life full of tardiness spent in lines behind the handicapped.

(3) A plastic baby poncho.

See also to drake (v. to fall face first on a mounted axe), drakonian (adj. cocainey), drakely (adv. describes the walk used to avoid pain from a severe pelvic infection) and drake (n. Satan's thorny womb).


Ed Wrath said...

I often cover myself in a plastic baby poncho to avoid the Drake described in No. 1.

Jessica said...

Nice blog, happy face.

Anonymous said...

ha ha the Drake is shit