Monday, April 20, 2009

Quick Monday Notes: 4/20 Special Edition

1. Merry 4/20 to all of you still smokin'. For those of you who are holdin' but are without the necessary tools to facilitate partaking, feel free to stop by one of Houston's proudest (and curiously out of place) chain stores, Houston 420.

Here you will find pipes, papers, bongs, hookahs, chips, dips, chains, whips...the usual...any and every accessory you need to fulfill what your stoned ass believes is the most spiritually appropriate way to inhale the by-product of a burning plant that Woody Harrelson believes will nurse cancer symptoms, stimulate the global economy if legalized, defeat global warming, and make time travel possible - Doc Brown was wrong: it's not the flux capacitor, it's the Purple Haze.

2. The Rockets managed to embarrass a Portland team that appeared to be blazin' some of OregOn's finest while on the trail to the game. I've never seen a professional sports team look so confused. I think Bill, Ted, Scooby, Shaggy, and Steven Wright should field their next starting 5 - they're used to playing under out-of-sorts conditions.

the artificial horizon is better than the actual horizon...

3. If you're hoping to rent Half Baked and veg out on the couch tonight with your girlie-girl, you should've bought that bitch long time ago 'cause it ain't available right now!

4. The 'Stros need a new dealer. The schwag shit ain't cuttin' it any more.

Happy Monday stoners, see you in the sky with diamonds.


Harms said...

HILARIOUS....i peed my pants a little

Bleach Brown said...

Houston 420 sold me a pipe that looks like E Wraths mom.